The Poker Report The regular players... Support This Site, Buy A Book You can receive the poker report weekly by sending me an email at pokerreport-subscribe@yahoogroups.com. Welcome to the archives. All of the new poker reports are now on McSweeney's.Every poker report after 8-15-03 will be on the McSweeney's website. Please click the previous text to read the newest poker report. The McSweeney's site updates about a week after the poker report is released so if you would like to recieve a poker report please subscribe. 8-15-03 Where's Ben? 8-9-03 Guest Writer Todd James Pierce 7-31-03 McSweeney's Versus MacAdam/Cage 6-18-03 Pretty Girl Abby Martin Guest Edits 5-31-03 Live From The Book Expo America 4-16-03 Big Money With The Publisher 3-17-03 Live From Baghdad 3-15-03 Guest Editor Eric Martin 2-25-03 Donahue Tilts 2-18-03 Guest Editor Gideon Lewis-Kraus 2-11-03 Sugartits 1-31-03 Making Winners Losers Since 2001 11-20-02 Gideon's First Game 9-26-02 The Fall Of Steve (guest editor Geoff Brock) 9-18-02 Avoiding War 8-4-02 The Poker Report Meets A Girl In Vegas 4-9-02 How About A Little Peace? 3-17-02 The Poker Report Goes To Las Vegas II 3-5-02 Enter The Fox 2-26-02 Basketball With Midgets 2-19-02 Sheila 2-14-02 Cooney is Satan 2-7-02 Losing is Hard 1-31-02 Poker Impressions 1-23-02 Chris Donahue Declares Bankruptcy 1-16-02 Chris Donahue and Erik Jensen Guest Edit 1-9-02 First Game of the New Year 1-1-02 The Poker Report Goes Snowboarding in Tahoe 1-28-01 The Poker Report Has Christmas at Ben's House 10-30-01 The Chicago Report 10-17-01 Tensions Escalate in the Middle East; We Play Poker 9-27-01 Robo-Donahue 9-19-01 The Mysterious Bartender With The Golden Hair 9-12-01 Comfort 7-22-01 Live From The Salinas Rodeo 7-10-01 Ben Declares Poker Game Unfair 6-30-01 Big Ass Jenny II 6-19-01 Big Ass Jenny 5-29-01 Memorial Day is for Movies Commemorating all of the Good White People Living in Hawaii 5-27-01 The Poker Report Climbs Mt. Shasta 5-22-01 The Poker Report Goes To Las Vegas 5-15-01 Alice Makes Tempura 5-9-01 Ben Calls Me A Mark, The Lines Are Drawn 5-2-01 The Curtain Opens The Regular Players   Abby's got a rock and roll heart and a tendency to steal. She sings backup for hip hop phenomenon Gold Chains.   Andy's a shifty character with sticky fingers and late night hands. The last time he held a job was never.   Ben writes childrens books and works out in the morning four days a week. Most people think he's a nice guy, but not everybody.   Long tall Cooney migrated to San Francisco from Iowa on a bicycle.   Donahue learned how to play poker when I left Hold 'Em For Dummies in his apartment. He grew up honest in Vermont, where it's cold.   Jensen came to the game late and usually loses. He likes to climb rocks.   Jon Berry is a founding member of poker night but never commits to a game ahead of time. There are rumors that he is agoraphobic.   This is Stephen Elliott's website. He wrote this book.   Wendy had too many drinks with Ben one night and has been around ever since. She doesn't win too many hands but she's popular for not complaining about it.    Pat is my editor. That's not an easy job.